May 2013
the one day I want to wear shorts it’s cold out
no I shaved my legs for this so ill wear shorts if I damn well please
I’m sure all of you have forgotten what I look like because every time I take a picture of myself I look ridiculous and thus I never post selfies
#hateonit
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Watchmomvan:
streetenvy:
Twerking birthday card.
THIS IS MONUMENTAL.
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I couldn’t give less of a shit about what anyone I’m friends with on facebook is doing so why do I even have a facebook
seriously their lives are boring as fuck which is why i blocked more than half of them off my newsfeed
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some of my friends are often ridiculously rude to me and everyone they meet and I don’t even think they realize it because they’re self righteous as almighty fuck
“God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...”
– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
I didn’t go to school today due to the fact that it fucking sucks and it feels like a chore every morning having to get up and go to a place where I feel stupid and judged, and I had a super productive day because of it
Go figure
when I get home from school I just want to lay in bed and die but when I don’t go to school I suddenly get the motivation to kick my ass into gear and get...
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
pazzo-demens:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
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ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
oh my god just kill me I want to die
there’s this girl I know who is really really stupid and I make fun of the dumb shit she says all the time to her face but she just thinks I’m joking and laughs
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dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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dear robot unicorn attack 2,
please come out for android and don’t make me pay 2 bucks so I can play it
thank you for your consideration
sincerely,
iPhones get all the fun and its not fair
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